October 17, 2003

Boris: "Oma, Du bist bekloppt!"

Oma: "Ich bin bekloppt??? Und was bist Du?"

Boris: "Ich bin bescheuert!"

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Boris: "Grandma, you are crazy!"

Grandma: "Me, crazy? And what are you then?"

Boris: "I am nuts!"

October 9, 2003

Im Auto in Budapest:

"Papa, faehrst Du mal bitte volle Kanne vor einen Baum? Der faellt dann sofort um!"

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In the car in Budapest:

"Dad, can you please hit a tree with full power? The tree will fall over immediately!"

October 7th, 2003

Boris zu Natella: "Schrei mich nicht so an. Davon kann ich einen Nervenzusammenbruch bekommen!"

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Boris to Natella: "Don't yell at me like that. That can get me a nervous break-down!"

October 7th, 2003

TAUSENDFUESSLER

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MILLIPEDE

October 6, 2003

Beim Abholen aus dem Kindergarten..

Chris: "Und? Wie war's im Kindergarten?"

Boris: "Och, ganz ok. Hab keinen Aerger bekommen. Nix kaputt gemacht. Keinen geboxt!"

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After picking Boris up from the kindergarten...

Chris: "So? How was it today?"

Boris: "Not bad. Didn't get in trouble. Didn't break anything. Didn't hit anybody!"

October 4, 2003

"Papa, hast Du das Buch gekauft oder geklaut?"

...nachdem ich mit "Youth" von J.M Coetzee aus der Buchhandlung komme...

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"Dad, did you buy that book or did you steal it?"

...after I leave the book store with J.M. Coetzee's "Youth"...

October 4, 2003

"Oesterreicher sind auch Deutsche!"

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"Austrians are also Germans!"

October 3, 2003

"Campatico" heisst "Das Wuerstchen war lecker!" auf ungarisch...

???

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"Campatico" means "The sausages tasted great!" in Hungarian...

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